Good Laugh

I was on the phone with my Mom catching up on my day. I talk to her about 3x a day. I know that's a lot. But she is my Mom.



So she is using the bathroom. (Don't act like you don't talk while using.) And she yells, "Your Daddy!"



I could only image what he did now.



You have to understand who he is a person. He is great @ his job. He is great in public. But when it comes to home & house...he sucks. Big time. He never learned the skills. (I blame his Mom.)



Apparently they went to Sam's today. 1 of 2 stores he graces with his presence. The other is Sears. I know...what era is he from? (To give you a clue...it took years for us to convince him he could wear tennis shoes when it rained. His dad told him you couldn't. Mind you his father was born in 1889 & they only had canvas back then so of course canvas shoes in rain did not work. Imagine my embarrassment that he would wear his police patent leather shoes with jogging suits. Of course he had on his black suit socks. LOL)



So Moms is using the bathroom & discovers that he bought Members Mark toilet paper! She screams...



"We only buy Charmin! I only use Charmin! I am not using this! Where is my Charmin?"



Then I hear her rummaging around looking for her toilet tissue.



"I am going to hide my rolls. He will not use my rolls of Charmin. I can't believe he did not buy Charmin. That's what I get for not paying attention to what he put in the cart!"



Moms is pissed. Women know how much toilet paper means. It is the difference between a soothing wipe and a what the hell did I just use moment!



It had me rolling. Because although my parents have been together since they were in the 8th grade they still do things to each other that blows their minds.



I guess the saying is true you are always learning new things about people you thought you knew!