- Trash builds up if you don't take it out.
- If you don't wash the dishes the crud really does stick to the dishes.
- That 4 foot lump of clothes will not wash themselves.
- Your allergies get worse as the inches of dust continue to rise.
- Late nights - pillows can only do so much for a snuggle buddy.
- Flight of stairs + 7 bags of groceries + 1 trip = SUCKS
- Platinum can you learn to walk yourself?
- Each time you walk into the kitchen dinner is still not cooked.
- Refer to #1 (I hate taking out the trash, interviewing man-servants.)
- A step-stool in a chair to change the light-bulb. (Potential uncoolness moment)
- Having conversations with yourself. On a regular basis. And you respond.
- Parents question often "When are you getting a boyfriend? Been on a date recently? Whatever happened to?"
- No one waiting for me.
- Eating dinner alone.
- Cooking for one.
- You hide your liquor when your alki friends come over.
Reasons it is AWESOME to Live Alone...
- You can walk around in the nude.
- The shit in the fridge is yours. And yours alone.
- Lack of snoring. @ least you can't hear yourself.
- If you don't feel like making up the bed...who is going to complain? You?
- 3 am. Thirsty. Standing in front of the fridge downing Apple juice from the bottle. Priceless.
- Walking through the door after work. Peace. Quiet. Peace.
- No unwelcomed arguments. You don't have a dog in that fight!
- Privacy. See #1.
- Clean house. If you decide to clean @ 2.30 am...who cares?
- No one tells you who can visit and when.
- Your ears. Your mood. Your music.
- Bathroom is yours. All yours. As long as you want. Hello 90 minute bath.
- Reading for hours @ a time without feeling guilty.
- Taking a nap whenever you want.
- Your shoe count, your clothes, your shopping is your business.
- Dancing your ass off without a brah thinking his part of the show. Priceless.
- You can cry while watching talk shows, movies, commercials and/or sitcoms without someone asking "Why are you crying?"
- Female needs--unmentionables--left wherever without questions.
- All 8 pillows are yours!
- You control the remote.
* I have lived alone since 19. So I am a little skewed when it comes to this topic.
Do you have your own list? Want to add more? Tell me I am neurotic and selfish? Feel free to add!
4 comments:
FABULOUS POST!! i absolutely love it! i've also been living by myself since 4 years and i love every minute of it..
another advantage: you only eat your favorite foods!!
Thanks! Years of living alone is awesome! So true! Favorite foods makes life great!
if you chose to play hookie from school/work...no one will know... :)
So true!!!
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